Hey Baby, if you'll be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King. Treat me right and we can have it your way.
Thanks to a--- r.k.

Fat Penquin (What?) Fat penquin. I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
Thanks to~~a-- r. k.

Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?
Thanks to~~ ziggy420er

Whilst walking my dog one day,a man came up to me, and asked " Does your dog want my dogs phone number?
Thanks to L~~

They say everyone has a star and yours must shine the brightest!
~~~Thanks to D.L.

Your father must be Michaelangelo, because you are a work of art.
~~~Thanks to D.L.

Was your father a thief? Heaven must be missing an angel!

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by you again?

I've lost (forgotten) my phone number. Can I have yours?

Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

Would you like to dance, or can i just stomp on your feet right here?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and I'd like to be holding you tonight

Do you have sex with strangers? Then allow me to introduce myself!

Your parents must be retarded...you are really special

I'm feeling off today, would you mind turning me on?

All those curves and me with no brakes

Are you feeling tired? (why?) Because you've been running through my mind all night.

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Excuse me...do you have a bandaid? I scraped my kness when I fell for you

If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I'd be walking in my garden all the time.

What do you say we go behind a rock and get a little boulder?

Your body must be VISA, because you're evrywhere I want to be.

Are you a parking ticket? You got "fine fine fine" written all over you!

That's a nice dress (shirt) Can I talk you out of it?

Is your name Gillette? Cuz you're the best a man could get!

Hey babe...wanna get lucky?

They say sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Picture this.....you, me a bubble bath and a bottle of champagne

Would you meet me in the courtyard at midnight? I'd like to see which is more beautiful, you or the moonlight.

If you were words on a piece of paper, you'd be fine print!

I thought I was happy being single, but now seeing you I would be happy to give it up, if you'll be mine.

Your name must be Campbell because you are mmmm mmmmm good!

I'm a recruiter. Why not come over to my place and be all you can be?

I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

I wanted to ask you what time it was, but I'd really rather have your phone number.